INSPIRATIONAL STORY: : THE ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE : : from Myrna's Parlor©2006

Good evening and welcome to my humble Stories. Sent to me by my many friends, I hope you are sitting comfortably, the fire is warm, and I'm about to begin. Tonight's story is called The Ultimate Female Joke

I just got this in an email. LOL

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and
there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to
a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends
when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was
so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man
noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men
will.).

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and
whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00 - -on one condition."

(There are always conditions!)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to
tell me what you want me to do in just three words. (Controlling, huh?). The woman
considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her
purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

-- Author Unknown --

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